Gloria Vanderbilt is heinously awfully horribly evil

She hated her mom because of her stupid dillusional nurse, who actually told her in detail about the murder of Lindbergh’s baby!!!  And they blame Gloria Morgan, her mom, for her nightmares!!!  And after a custody hearing that lasted many years, Gloria was sent to her aunt Laura.  Once she got her own crib, she re-hired her former demon-nanny and paid her a pension for the rest of her worthless life.  And she’s a big hack!!  For years and years, she was known as a fashion designer, even though they just sewed on Gloria Vander-beeyotch’s name to someone else’s outfit.  More to come later, but she’s so stupid!!!!

Our hopeful little band

Me and my friend Alexandra (whom I met at evthreads.com), are trying 2 create a band.  i play violin and digital effects (workin on electric guitar), and she sings.  It’s a challenge, because i live far away from her, so it’s all over the net.

My influences are Janis Joplin, Heart, Evanescence, Cher, P!nk, Led Zeppelin, The Who, Nico, Rasputina, Dalida, Nirvana, etc.

Her and I both are on Myspace: I’m Tudorhistoryguy, and she’s Alexandra(aka Catherine).  Contact us for more info or about joining.  She’s also on Last.fm, as am i.

Some celebrities are SOOOOOOOO STUPID!!! It’s unbelievable!!!!!

It’s just crazy how stupid some celebs are!!!!!  I know you don’t have to be brilliant to produce a pop record (as Britney taught us), but how do these people function?  Take a look.

“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”
- Brooke Shields

“I think that the film ‘Clueless’ was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.
-Alicia Silverstone

“I was asked to come to Chicago because chicago is one of our 52 states.”
- Raquel Welch

“What’s Walmart? Do they sell, like, wall stuff?”
- Paris Hilton

“I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know it’s very popular out there in Africa.”
- Britney Spears

I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.
Britney Spears

And check this Paris Hilton article:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/migrationtemp/1525382/Paris-Hilton-’Who-is-Tony-Blair’.html

Enjoy!!!!

 

David Cook rocks!!

I like David Cook on American Idol. David Archuleta’s like a walking “kick me” sign!!! Archuleta’s voice is so soft and unimpressive, yet the judges always say”It was so beautiful!!!!” Really annoying!!!

random web search results stats

Sports:

football-424,000,000

baseball-202,000,000

hockey-144,000,000

Fashion

Agyness Deyn-691,000

John Galliano-2,140,000

I really wish people would embrace the fashion industry.  It’s far less dangerous.

 

 

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